POKEMON KINK MEME!!

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POKEMON KINK MEME!

Never seen a kink meme before? It's simple.
Anonymously post a ship or a character, and a kink.
And other anons will write for you!

If you're having trouble deciding what you're looking for or can't decide on a kink, go ahead and give the list of kinks a look over.

Also PLEASE if you make a request, try to fill another, kink memes die so young with only prompts and no fills :(
And feel free to fill any prompts that have already been filled.

Have fun!! If this really gets going I'll try to make an index.

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pt 1 of 2

[(Anonymous)]

37 why? (http://pokeprompts.dreamwidth.org/3067.html#cutid1)
warnings for: human/pokemon sex, obviously, and I accidentally a plot, sorry, hope you like it!

“So this girl I’m seeing sent me a Houndoom as a present.” Cynthia leaned back into the wood of the booth, resting one hand on the table and holding the back of her neck with the other, fingers disappearing into her hair. “I don’t know if it’s going to work out.”

Alder took a long sip of beer. “What’s wrong with Houndoom? It’s an interesting typing. Six resistances and an immunity is nothing to scoff at, even if you don’t go with Flash Fire. Did she give it a terrible move set or something?”

Cynthia shrugged and picked up her wine glass, sloshing the last of her muscat around the bottom of the glass and watching the traces. “The move set’s fine, although Solar Beam is kind of useless and I might replace it. And the fighting weakness is just awful.” Alder nodded at that. “I just... have you ever had a Houndoom?” Sinnoh’s former Champion looked up at the ceiling, tracing the grains of the dark wood. “They smell terrible and they don’t seem to like other Pokemon very much. At least this one doesn’t, he gets jealous when I’m training with other Pokemon, and I’m constantly worried he’s going to set random things on fire.”

Alder laughed softly. “I thought you loved all Pokemon.”

Cynthia’s face hardened for a moment. “Alder.”

He raised a hand, palm facing her, and then rested it back on the table. “Sorry, sorry. I just figured a woman so attached to a Spiritomb would be able to find room in her heart for a dark-type.”

She sloshed the wine glass again and then downed the last of it. “Spiritomb doesn’t smell bad.” She slid the glass across the table, letting the base bump into Alder’s fingers. “Plus, no type weakness.”

Alder laughed. “I’m glad your priorities are in the right place. Do you think it’s going to work out, though?”

Cynthia rested her face in her hands, sighed, and then noticed her hands still smelt faintly of the Houndoom. She lifted her head up and Alder covered his mouth to hide a smile.

“With the girl,” he said, “not the Pokemon.”

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To: sinnohliepard@hotmail.un 
From: hikari@pokemon.si
Subject: Re: DAWN WHAT GOOD EVEN IS A HOUNDOOM

Sinnoh Liepard wrote:
> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN I AM NOT DRNK

Hi Cynthia! 

I'm glad to hear that you're having a good summer. This Houndoom thing
is a bit of a pickle, though! I haven't had a Houndoom myself, as they're
very rare in Sinnoh and I never found the typing advantageous.

> A HOT GIRL GAVE ME A HOUNDOOOM AND IT ISN"T VERY GOOD
> seriousloy it smelss terrible and is weak to fighting

Well, she must have given it to you for some reason! Is she an experienced
Pokemon battler? I suspect given the choice of Pokemon she's not a
Coordinator. It's possible she doesn't understand why Houndoom isn't a
top-tier competitive Pokemon in the League, and she just wanted to share
her favorite Pokemon with you. Does she maybe have a bad sense of smell?

> what do I even do with this houndoom so that I can tell the girl I did
> something? 

Maybe you could train your Pokemon against it? I know you've done a lot
of work, but Lucario could always use practice against Fire Pokemon. 
Plus you could drill the special thing. 

Let me know how it goes! And if things work out with the girl, I want
pictures. ;)

Best,

--
Dawn
Former Sinnoh Champion
Sinnoh Pokemon League Office 

—

Unovan triple battles are very challenging — a trainer must keep her focus on a total of six Pokemon, thinking about different combinations and large move pools. Most trainers prefer the double battle format, or practice rotation battles where the complexity is somewhat reduced, but Cynthia accepts challenges from all comers and often groups of three trainers will challenge her to a triple battle. In some ways this puts her at a great disadvantage, as her challengers need only communicate with one Pokemon at a time. But Cynthia and her Pokemon move together as one in ways that trainers who met on the beach that morning cannot dream of doing, and, in fact, that even most trainers do not realize is possible. Most trainers call out moves to their Pokemon, or use a system of gestures and sounds to stand in for particular moves and targets. Cynthia and her Pokemon simply make the decisions together.

(excerpted from a magazine profile on Cynthia from Interviewer’s Questions)

—

Cynthia stood on the beach with the sunrise at her back, having drawn out a rough battle grid in the sand. In front of her stood Garchomp, talons up and waiting, and Houndoom, tongue lolling out slightly, horns pointed forward. Facing them ten yards away was Lucario, palms pressed together at his chest. The opponent’s trainer box was empty, and Lucario had no partner Pokemon.

“Garchomp, earthquake! Houndoom, Flamethrower!” Simultaneously, through eye contact with Lucario: You’ve got speed advantage on Houndoom, start with Aura Sphere, jump to dodge the Earthquake and prepare Dragon Pulse... Lucario nodded, and leapt into the air, pulling his hands apart and forming a ball of blue energy, which he pointed toward Houndoom. Cynthia let an eye move to Garchomp, who was preparing to strike the sand with her talons, when Houndoom leaned over and licked her.

Lucario winced. Madam. That dog.

“Off,” said Cynthia, and Lucario and Garchomp both dropped out of stances. Garchomp tried to swat Houndoom away, but the fire dog weaved under her arm and licked up her side again, snorting small flames.

“Gar!” Garchomp leapt into the air, and back around ten feet, glaring at Cynthia.

They’re not even in the same egg group. Lucario shook his head slowly. That’s disgusting. Houndoom just smiled placidly, looking up at Cynthia, whose hair blew in her face as she looked down at the Pokemon and bit her lip.

“What am I even going to do with you?” Sorry, Lucario.

“Doom!” Houndoom panted lightly and nosed at Cynthia’s leg.

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